Hey you Berk
I beg your pardon Sir 
Now that's better

I'm the kind of guy who's never out to make a fight
But no matter what I do my life just won't go right
When I'm walking down the street I spot a likely dame
She'll turn up to be a bloke which isn't quite the same

I've got a nose for trouble,
Double trouble is my name
Always me who gets the blame
Double trouble is my name

Driving down the highway I was making quite a pace
Saw this guy behind who seemed just spoiling for a race
Swung the needle of the top but he kept on my tail
Thought I was a winner till I heard his siren wail

I've got a nose for trouble,
Double trouble is my name
Always me who gets the blame
Double trouble is my name

Dancing down the discotheque my head began to ache
Asked a girl beside me if she'd something I could take
I was out for three clear days, the doctors gave up hope
How was I to know that slack was down there pushing dope

I've got a nose for trouble,
Double trouble is my name
Always me who gets the blame
Double trouble is my name

When I first got in this game I thought I'd be a star
Came across this manager behind a fat cigar
He said I can see my boy, your fame is very near,
But first of all, there's certain things you've got to do my dear

I've got a nose for trouble,
Double trouble is my name
Always me who gets the blame
Double trouble is my name

No no no no
He's up again 
What are we gonna do
Get rid of him, shoot him
Hey Svengali, give us a break for Queen's sake
Send him back to Russia.....

